Super Bowl "Not Like Us" Expectations + ¡Montoya, Por Favor! 🗣💔 + The Wildfires + Luka to LA + Jack Schlossberg's Time Out + Nazis In Ohio + The Grammy's In 3 Words + Pakistan President HERstory
Kendrick this, Drake that. The only thing about today’s Super Bowl halftime performance that will pique my interest is if we get a live cut of the only “Not Like Us” cover that matters:
Hey! Everybody clap ya handsssss!
It’ll def be enough to get my ass off the couch.
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Does This Make Me Miss My Toxic Ex … Or Make Me Miss My (Former) Toxic Self? (X)
The Late Iris Apfel’s Christie’s Auction Ends In 4 Days (Christies)
Tyler Perry’sMichael Jordan’s Son Arrested in Miami (TMZ)Crenshaw Restaurant Darling Post & Beam Closes Permanently (Eater)
Who Are These Men Stalking Female Olympians? (Gabby Thomas TT)
Boeing’s Rocket Program Is Heading For Layoffs (Reuters)
…and A Rickety Ass Space X Rocket Is The Only Hope For Those Stranded Boeing Astronauts (Futurism)
Diddy Gets A Late Night MRI (New York Post)
Who Is Buying (And Who Is Selling??) Land Inside Our National Parks? (SF Gate)
Drunk LAPD Cop Shows Up To Work Right After Killing Teen In A Hit-And-Run (LA TACO)
What I Lost In The Fire (The Weekly Work)
Luka Doncic Traded To The Lakers; Anthony Davis Traded To The Mavs (Sports Illustrated)
The Elon’s coup team are not “kids” or incels or any other name to meme-ify or soften what they are. (NYT)
A reminder that Nazis and swastikas are not the purveyors and symbols of anti-Black terror in America. But, in cities and counties where we are still minorities, here we are leading counterprotests and prayer circles against them. (CNN)
Everything else…
Don’t forget, Biden did the demolition
REI don’t piss me off any further