Timothee on SNL + Harvard Is Unwell + Elon's Infowars + Alt National Parks Appreciation + IDF Executes Yet Another Toddler + White Women & DEI + Opus Trailer
[ICE agents can't enter your home without a valid search warrant or your permission. An ICE warrant of removal or arrest warrant alone is NOT enough to enter your home.]
Happy Sunday to all the girls blowing out their vocal cords to the Waitress soundtrack. Also, for those keeping track, yes we’re still in January. Anyway, me and a few other folks chatted with The Cut and shared some advice on how to navigate the battles that come with existing online.
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Timothee Chalamet Hosts SNL (OpeningMonologue)
A$AP Rocky rejects plea deal (LegalAffairs)
Shawn Mendes will never acknowledge low ticket sales and the impossible task of competing with 2022 Harry Styles (NYT)
Investors duel over Paramount bids (Variety)
Pasadena’s Huntington Library, Museum, and Botanical Gardens offer reduced admission for EBT/SNAP recipients (Huntington.org)
Walgreens regrets digitized “dystopian” screens on cooler doors (Gizmodo)
(White) Millennials, where are they now? (New Yorker)
Brad Pitt’s team wants you to know he’s not on social media and he’s def not scamming (L.A. Times)
Oscar noms (for those still interested in these people) (CBS)
“You are the media now.” — Elon Musk
Honestly, no. We’re actually not. We’re simply all just people with access to a keyboard, existing alongside bots engineered to argue with us.
Elsewhere…
Alt National Parks Service, I hate that we’re back here, but always good to see you