I feel like it’s just easier to just consolidate my lists here and link everything for y’all in one little easy place. (Unless you’re one of the few who actually enjoy scrolling through the chaos over there).
Number one thing to know is that I only really like adults-only hotels. I don’t want to see a child1. My tombstone will read: “Parents, stop dragging your kids to un-enriching, beige hotels designed for adults seeking leisure.” Especially in a town with dozens of hotels that have lazy rivers, kids clubs, and lifeguards to watch them for you.