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really grateful for you during these incredibly dark and shitty times. love and light to honey.

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I literally could not get myself to watch the news yesterday… really appreciate this post and all of your work! Making things feel less lonely xo

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Also just found out that Fetterman has a Masters of Public Policy from Harvard, as if we didn't have enough receipts of him cosplaying working-class.

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Following you here because I deleted TikTok.

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The latex vac cube! I AM DEAD!!!!!!!!!

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FINALY SOMEONE I CAN GIGGLE WITH

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it’s been a loooooong year already. REAL long.

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THIS! I’ve just seen some colleagues and they greeted me with “Happy New Year” as we haven’t seen each other since before Christmas but I absolutely thrown for a time. It felt like such an incredibly delayed and wrong thing to say!

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If I could comment a gif, it would Rose from Titanic, “it’s been 84 years…”

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God you are so funny, the Gwen Verdon’s Roxy Hart was so specifically written for me you have no idea. Thank god I subscribed to your Substack when I thought tik tok was going away lololol

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“You’re all I need to get by.” Method Man would never… Thank you for being you and writing this

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those were indeed elbow-length gloves

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I forgot to log into this app for a couple of days and didn’t see you on TikTok, and it’s so refreshing to hear from you. I read this entire thing in your voice. Also, you couldn’t have said anything better. What in the actual f$?k is going on??!?!?

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Dan Savage - "Santorum: The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter...." A forever classic 😂

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Im sure JB uses her as a barter item. Word on the streets has it they get freaky deeky

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My grandmother is very pissed I skipped the black eye peas. 🙃 The luck is going downhill fast

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We need the top half of this newsletter. Now more than ever tbh.

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